Tuesday, April 24, 2007

People That Masterbates Everyday

RED ALERT IN ELEVATOR

For some 'time now, strange occur in the lift gas leaks. Close in on those few cubic meters of polluted air, and 'become an Operator industry and firefighters equipped with a mask and a good supply of oxygen. A nauseating smell invests the victim when it slips between the ports, by inhibiting the action of respiratory enzymes throws in a state of semi-consciousness. An almost gas chamber, with the risk of asphyxiation or at least of intoxication. Very bad thing.
assumptions that have taken shape on the possible cause of this bizarre phenomenon, but most troublesome, will be posted by me below.
1) This is a ruthless consumer of canned beans, able to cause uncontrollable bowel cataclysms with the destructive capacity of the H-bomb, fleeing into a toilet.
2) These a subversive fringe of Al Qaeda who is testing the effects of the last derivative of nerve gas.
3) Or just a great son of the noble woman who likes to aerate the anus with explosions mephitic and make the elevator is inaccessible for the rest of the day or as long as no action is taken appropriate remediation of the contaminated area.

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