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THE ART OF TIE


So, around the corner and are on Cornelia Street, a quiet little street in the Village. Restaurants, some character whose taste in dress black hole leaves some perplexity '. The kind that the chick that I met, I did not understand if she had run away from a circus or a mental hospital but turned with a pair of shoes with white polka dot ties, red socks of the Pippi Longstocking, the t-shirt Totti by Super superbly brought under bolero torero Camomillo and the hair of the Furies when they get in a bad mood. Flying on the unfortunate episode, I'll tell you a surprise art-show.

left me behind the icon of elegance, I find myself banging my nose against the Giants ties, dangling from a closed damper. I knew that the tallest man in the world and , I take this opportunity to suggest the organization of the Guinness Book of Records to elect him with honors as the ugliest in the world, had just married, but I had not had news of his landing in New York. A man in shirt and bermuda refugee faces on a ladder and continues to hang cravat. The approach:
- Excuse me, but she did not have a closet in the house?

The man explains to me that this is an 'exposure. The ties are his works and are also for sale: the average price between $ 1200 and $ 1500.
- Ah, I thought it was art.
- Surrealism - he contends he
Meanwhile, the artist moves like a ferret and mounts his "personal". Ties made of recycled material, denim, upholstery fabric, jute bags and then painted or decorated with items suggested by the frenzy.
As I said, from its lineup, the background of each piece, I have one question in mind:
- but you, by that beauty go? I swear that I
two legs without hair to perfection as those I had never seen, smooth as ice, like a silk scarf ... something that made me die with envy because, to me, not even if you pass on a torch, so are the two legs.

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SPLASH


It 's summer. It's hot. An immense desire for fresh takes over. What to do? Of course, a jump in the pool. The municipal swimming pools in the city of New York offer much more than simple refreshment. The water reserve is a plethora of germs very difficult to eradicate. Swarms of virus circulating freely pending final attack, the bacteria floating on the water and make a tan, fungus and skin disorders take root perfectly to your skin. On lucky days you can even cross mononucleosis going to take a ride on the mat and much, much more. Immerse yourself in the cool waters, made by an epidemic of sulphurous flatulence, and 'a real pleasure.
You can also find rare disease that nobody knew about and participate in the grand spectacle of the American diet: an avalanche of cellulite, stretch marks, spider, fat foot waterfall free abdominal collapsed, water retention by the "puffer" depigmentation of all or part of a parade of floats and double chins. Who wants to spend a very special day, do not hesitate to contact me for more information.
E 'should use the pool on the hottest days of the year, when the proportion of the population to poverty line went there to cool off in the absence of an air conditioner and a shower.

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I DID MY FAT RUSSIAN-JEWISH WEDDING


What can I say? The inconsistency has taken over. I do not want. I entered the stage of abstraction. Let me, however, that at this stage vacuum unproductive tell you of my fat, funny, alcoholic jew-Russian marriage.
Last weekend I went to Philadelphia . The city? No, nothing special, pretty boring but the event has brought us and I 'was the wedding of a friend.
Well, for starters I will tell you that I booked the hotel as reported in the wedding invitations. Once
entered the room assigned to me, I was pleasantly surprised by "infernal hurricane that never rests" , produced by a powerful air conditioner installed in the room for an industrial environment of the seven dwarfs. I expected to find Minos sitting on the toilet, I found instead of dental floss used on the sink and the hair of an Afghan hound. I decided therefore to stop the Typhoon and take a nap before taking a tour de force of the wedding. As soon as I lift the bedspread, I suspect you have at the sight of brown spots that cover the pillows and pillow covers, as if someone had defecated on a lot of fun before leaving the accommodation.
Enthusiastic
start laughing, I am going to try the maid plans. Having inspected the closets even crossing a pair of Indian elderly, almost in a state of decomposition, pushing a cart filled with filthy towels. Li came up with a smile and explain what happened. The two shamans continue to smile showing rows of teeth with the colors of autumn and I understand that only speak Urdu and I think that verbal communication is impossible in practice. I accompany them, and then, in my room and explain the massacre. They understand. Bowing and pouring sayings from the commedia dell'arte, start the recovery of material worthy of the room.
There ' ponare.E more time to 'time to become decent and hastening to the place of the big event. Everything will take place at the restaurant, including ceremony so if I get hungry - I think - I grab a sandwich from the buffet and let me ingurgito without notice.
arrival, the men banging on the head kippa ' Arctic reindeer leather. Women are decorated as if they were going to Gala ' Monegasque Red Cross: long dresses and shiny, solidified layers of sequins, pearls, cubic zirconia and blunt objects, and hairstyles to Marie Antoinette, when he still had his head on the neck.
The tent and the altar 'was placed right next at the table next to a sweet cabare 'of cannoli and cream puffs.
comes the rabbi, a hooked nose and eyes close before. He starts to sing, issuing notes in Cyrillic on the shades of Bocelli.
Enter the maids of honor, decorated for the occasion as an infant at the court of Isabella of Spain, and the red carpet strewn with rose petals. Here come the witnesses and then the bridegroom with the frack gray accompanied by their parents in a state of emotional excitement, then the bride dress white canopy, with axillary gloves and the veil of the Madonna di Loreto.

Halfway down the aisle, the mother lifts the veil and whispering a few words:
- run! I already called the taxi.
To simulate the effect of Siberia, so dear to the Russian people, instead of air conditioning has been used for artificial snow cannons, so the only open the door to the kitchen develops a nice blizzard that cools the air. For a moment I felt that all my body fluids are frozen. I make a bellini.
The band settled on a box to the right of the altar, set up with spectacularly starry sky on the night of San Lorenzo, accompanies the evolution of the singing rabbi who sang.
The couple exchanged rings and vows. Unwise to ladies who have not used waterproof mascara, trickles down blacks.
All sing and prepare the great feast.
tables, sumptuous and opulent, are already laden with twenty-five starters. A guy who looks a lot like Danny DeVito in overweight and has a bald spot to rival that of St. Francis of Assisi , sits at my table and dine with a bottle of cognac and one of Chateau Lalande-Borie , alternating sips from a glass to another. After a bit 'of the swing, takes on the coloration of a German after a day at sea. As they advance the course will raise the volume of the music. The singer, who looks like a survivor of the Chernobyl disaster, we are delighted with some Russian folk songs and songs of Charles Aznavour . After two hours of continuous flow, with horror, I realize that we are stuck with appetizers. The liver is screaming mercy! and asks me the bitter Giuliani. An old harpooned a tripod is unleashed on the track and mow one of the waiters.
and DeVito are coming Pel'meni Russian toast with a new bottle of cognac. Nasdrovia! Despite having one of the icy air guns pointed at the back, and 'sweating like a horse. Now the music has taken over the communication and fatigue. The Chernobyl survived the microphone stops and places a pre-recorded tape. The bass are taking me to punch his stomach with the force of a jackhammer. A massive cacophony when we are gripped, like a saber, I get ear notes "I am an Italian" Toto Cutugno . At this point I stop and tell you that the matter is, and 'regrettable fact when, later on, and' game also "I love you" to Umberto Tozzi.

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iPHONE


I come to you with some harrowing pictures dell'iDay the day, while proceeding to the countdown waiting for the sale of the much-rumored iPhone. Are 9.00 am. In front of the Apple store on 5th there 'a ferment by Oscar night. Fans of the logo with the apple camp out for days behind the barricades placed around pending X. We are the real state of siege.

There 'who has pitched a tent on the sidewalk and Winnie the Pooh and' ready to launch the attack, who for convenience and 'brought a mattress for two people, then we will run away if a sventolona quickie with some in the queue, and not 'even a waste of time.

for the sudden drop in temperature, the daring conquerors of the top spots are all bundled up in fleece blankets and tarpaulins and patiently wait to buy coveted. A svaporona, with a sun oxidized hair and turquoise from the exhaust pipes of cars moving 24 on 24, kills time by soap bubbles after exhausting his intellectual abilities in reading Life Style, others with dark circles of Nosferatu are devoted to artistic activities, such as painting on waxed paper recycled from its sandwiches and meditative in the position of Indian cobblers.

Flash, Zoom, cameras, media is already at work. Speaker laccatissimi in a suit and tie, covered by layers of sienna hair and jelly, throw in interviews more ruthless.
- What's your name?
- How many days are you here?
Nancyyyyyyy! Levami I polished the front, u ', which my mother is watching.

The line winds around the block between 58 ° and 59 ° and extends from minute to minute.
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PROPHETS MEDIAL

Some time ago, 'I do not remember exactly when, as the sloth of which are affected, the friend Felson, he gave me a tip indicating a brutal show of this rather unique Chris Jordan, given the galactic my ignorance, internationally recognized, I had never heard of him but, having ridden for a while 'on his site, and I' seemed an interesting character, with lots of bright ideas, in short, a guy by the remarkable creative potential. Yesterday, or was it the other day? Bo! I wonder if I ever reactivate the synapses, well short, I went to see the exhibition at Von Lintel Gallery emblematic title "Running the numbers" , a taste of mass consumption and waste of American society. Before commenting, let me give you an idea of \u200b\u200bthe topographical location of the site. We are located in Chelsea, at the extreme end, overlooking the Hudson River. The area some years teeming with art galleries and boutiques but it 's more, if I may say, "transformation" in the sense that along with a "concept store" you can find to admire a warehouse decorated with elements of drains unknown waves and waves of brutal and aggressive, where some gentlemen, who never misses an opportunity to demonstrate that they have all studied in Cambridge, are busy in activities that require concentration and delicate precision, how to move a cart or throw away the garbage, then accovacciasi on the curb for a lunch break to eat sandwiches. The gallery is located on the second floor of a building of red brick and is made of three rooms. The reception and 'very warm and zealous: E'immersa each in their own reading and look forward to raising dislodge the noise.
But let's get to work. Here I must say that the effect is not 'as hoped. When you enter, thanks to the absence of explanation or securities at the side of each blow, there is no effect of SSW is doubtful if the question is why the visit. Until you put your nose on the picture, not even the subject of the senses. Among other things, I do not know, but I 'felt that the selection of photos was among the worst, compared to those available that can be seen on the internet. For example, in the first room is "Prison Uniform" "Jet Trails" and "Plastic Bottles" that having so profane disappear in patches of color. The same feeling you have with "Cell Phones", "Handguns" and "Paper bags". In the third room ... still lifes. A group of fish with the eye vitreous, probably floured and fried after it is taken, author unknown. Perhaps the same Jordan in a romantic moment or something ....
I found the organization quite poor and weak, far from creating the visual impact that you get online.

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NOMINATIONS


Wow! Wow! I am a Rocking 'Girl Blogger! Thanks to Maria I was nominated. Now do not ask me exactly what it is because I took a day off to do some research but so far I can only say that I'm about 22.30 pm and I'm hungry. Neurons are giving serious signs of slowing down and I have already informed that they are leaving for the summer holidays. That's what were those memory lapses.
Nevertheless I am very happy and I want to point out a couple of bloggers who deserve a mention:

Gattasorniona : because even if I do not know me in person and 'nice and I love her, "cycling" of the Florentine that have always cleaved lively and fun.
Placidasignora : a tireless blogger always "to the galop and always diligent in posting interesting news. Hello Treasury.
Glittervictim : fresh, sweet and happy. His blog crackling of front-page news, because the gossip and 'serious.

Furthermore, we inform you that today we welcomed one of those days where you can breathe only with oxygen cylinders and travels happily releasing the contents of a liter bottle of Panna water swallowed a second before.
also a chick of service to a Starbucks in SoHo I had a shower with a cup of coffee 'cold shaken, lovingly launched on the table for the joy of serving another customer. When I left I looked like a Dalmatian faded. Anyway, so good. On my dry cleaning of trust have told me that if the spots will go, replaced by holes left in the stain remover.

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BULLIES IN SMALL GROWTH


ammeastrati is how are the bullies of the neighborhood: it starts from the tricycle to get to the pocket knife.













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currently stagnant

I do not know what to say but the summer (today and in fact 'summer solstice), I was thrown into the creative torpor. Are in full summer hibernation. And I 'came to suspect that it is the fault of the air conditioning. I believe that spend the day in the company of these delicate and healthy air blast frozen, has caused the hibernation of the brain and consequently the inhibition of intellectual faculties, and a series of stiff neck chain that I give the elegant gait of Frankenstein in which 'rained an anvil on his head.
The anti-aging starts with the entry into subway in the morning, turned to inaugurate the summer season, in an igloo with a constant temperature between -3 ° and -7 degrees. The offices are essentially the morgues of nice restaurants and caves.
exposed constantly to the warmth of the north, I find myself with a sort of drowsiness endemic irreversible.
Agility ' mental and 'directly proportional to the speed of rotation of Pluto. The expression
more awake I after 9 pm and 'that of a trout taken from the freezer. Pulsating life on the road I get a fragmented flow of long interlude ponate on the couch, having as final result of my neck to make a scoobydoo , crushed by a pincer grip can power nightmares horror movie, the kind of dream eyebrows Frida Kalo. Then, very often falls into a state of trans dilated by a profusion molecular and I wake up with the arrival of the Friends of cleaning with machines at full throttle and in the process of grinding while e 'file into the obstacle course for bins and containers for recycling.
So excuse the lack of action. I hope that this will improve with the sun at its zenith in the Tropic of Cancer.

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SURPRISE THE WINDOW

E 'morning. Almost soon. Here, in short, not 'and that' the dawn, but the sun is not 'still at the zenith.
I found the smashed clock on the nightstand. I wonder why? Must have been that awkward movement of the arm. I have a vague memory of what happened. Just remember that all of a sudden a noise is intrusive and 'put to tease the ear drum and a thud and then ... the darkness ... ... and that Freud was smoking a Cuban. That's it. Then I woke up with the vitality of a sloth that has' got high.
While floating in a parallel time, I open the windows and I'm a guy wearing the mask of Jason that he paints on the fire escape railing. Nods of reassurance and then takes off his disguise: the head and 'a shapeless mass covered with a round ball of stuffing corvina from which peep two eyes like two slits, intense expression of an ox with Alzheimer's. In the center, beneath the deep-set eyes, a flat nose and comedones reminiscent of a pug, a virtually be horrendous.
greets me. He smiles and I think, but it should be, put the mask should be! This and 'insensitivity against the beautiful and good taste.

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Backfire

Oplà! I rematerialized in this blog for a long time and 'remained in the shadows, inexplicably inactive, mysteriously silent.
Do not worry! I came in possession of my wits after being kidnapped by a group led by a master shaman metropolitan Reiki second level, whose guiding spirit was an underground rat with the fur of the marten and ponytail.
Aboard a bumper 90-KW, we wandered in the basement of the Big Apple with the hope of finding Blueberry Trillo, who, according to the healer-wise, had to have magical powers overpowering Rosy Bindi able to transform into a warthog.
During the chase we've come across a group of Tartars in holiday prize at Coney Island, smarritisi subway station in Times Scales in 1957, led by a Druid in her nightgown waving a sprig of mistletoe will be challenged to 'yet another bold attempt to find the exit on the edge of the "Caterpillar Apple"
In the desperate effort to recover the wig druid, falling in the sewer of a Holiday Inn in Chinatown, we came across the figure of a wise monk who was a DJ at Studio 54, now in retreat in the depths below the stop at Bowery / Lafayette.
Yes, and I know ' a shocking story but I assure you that I am well and I'm in perfect shape!
Hello everyone and a sincere thanks for leaving so many comments. Best regards, Nikita

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THE OCEAN GROVE


In 1869, a bearded Methodist preacher, with receding hairline and wide-ranging look serial-killer, came with his team of followers at a grove on the ocean to give birth to a "camp meeting" of religious fanatics. Noted the beauty of the place, the zealous of God decreed as their permanent home, calling Ocean Grove.

Soon after the establishment of a large group of God-fearing, were specifies a number of laws particularly democratic:
- a total ban on open alcohol outlets within a mile from the town
- invitation to swim in the sea on Sunday, under penalty of opportunity 'to spend the afternoon in the pool with a group of sharks
white - no coaches or cars for every Sunday of the year and closing the gates, with access to the city, 'with brushed titanium chain until Monday morning

All content and happy to be guided by the spirit in the sky this town on the coast of New Jersey, the bigots, tired of living in a tent, began to build their wooden houses in the Victorian style two or three-floor, decorated with artifacts and carved rocking chairs on the porch. He was born, so almost by accident, the town of Ocean Grove, which still maintains its original appearance and preserve 110 of 660 tents used by pilgrims to the camp meeting, as bungalows for tourists during the summer season.

In the pictures you can see the beach and a bit 'of local folk with the band of mature native who played R & B, also known as the devil's music in a church under the big cross.




















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Days incredibly intense. Automatic wake up with ringing produced by the vocal cords of an animal farm, to which they have engaged a megaphone, and twirl on roller skates.

- Ali 'Ali', Aliiiiiiiiiiiii '!
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Then some shots of mace and a gladiator steps coming from the attic.
What are the 40 thieves? - I think.
No, seems to have a team of skilled workers who should fix the roof because, 'from what has been observed since the last disturbance, water on all sides.
Maybe there was even a sign announcing their descent from the roof. Bah!
It's nice to have company. People who pass you on the head with the soles of cast iron and strikes the eardrums with soothing symphonies to pick and hammer, fast-paced. The day started great.
When I leave the house and later in the elevator, I notice a piece of A4 paper hanging inside. We do look at it. It 'a work of art. A rare example of Old Norse.
the evening rehearsing in the lift, I note that there have been some significant changes, just to make it, at least in part, understandable.

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DOG


"intelligence of the dog rules the world" , said Zarathustra, a bit 'less on the man would think.

A new trend is rampant in the crazy world of the Big Apple. After antidepressants and strollers with canopy and a window, there's artificial testicles for dogs neutered silicone but not limited to popular demand, the implants were also implanted cats, horses, bulls, monkeys and an elephant, "trumpets the elephant Flying , around 230,000 operations throughout the country.

After emasculated and reduced to a pile of fur and fat that is limited mostly to dangle from a chair in another agonizing wait for the daily stroll around the block, without asking anything to life, if not old age that comes and then the departure, the master of "human" wants to remedy, at least with regard to the aesthetic, the damage that has provided four-legged friend, giving him a nice pair of "pending new ", all in solid silicone pre-filled the measure that best suits the vanity of the master. Models "ultra-plus" with embossed veins that pulsate to an aesthetic and tactile absolutely satisfactory.
With "Balls" brand new, four-legged pet will feel the testosterone to the stars, cheerfully piss on the velvet couch of macramé and will do the "wire" to poodle downstairs, proudly showing off his newfound manhood.
balls are an invention of artificial Gregg Miller, winner, too, dell'IgNobel 2005 in Medicine, Version 'alternative' university 'at Harvard.

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TIME WARNER


the morning 's Upper West Side and' fairly quiet. Many stores are still closed, except for local and distributed food to the devotees of the stomach pronounced for those there is no 'time. I am always ready to satisfy every eager desire, it's just for a snack or a meal Pharaonic, the important and 'make it possible for enzymes to work.
In the distance, the sirens of fire engines. Approach. There 's a fire. You see smoke and some teams are already operating. A group of firefighters decked in their fireproof suits and hard hat with the number of the squadron, were deployed in front of the cordoned area. No curious. This is' business as usual. Firefighters are always at work somewhere in town. As for the peace and quiet of early morning in this area of \u200b\u200bUptown ..., well, it was a mistake. A little further on some of the men with the helmet and fluorescent jacket, divelgono the road surface, giving the jackhammers in D minor.
Salvation ' the Time Warner . The mall chiccoso, with panoramic views of Columbus Circle.

When you close the door behind her, the noise is cut off, no longer feels. In its place third Sonata in B minor Chopin of obesity and a view of the statues of Botero bronze that dominate the entrance hall. The small penis brass bald man who peeps through the layers of fat consumed appears to unbridled use. The echoing footsteps of the travelers on the gray marble floor. A group of tourists led by the wreck of a guide, prepare to enjoy lobby.
great emotion of the participants in front of the statue female with tiny tits, almost two dots, placed on a body rich and heavy. The squad proceeds in a southerly direction with the look in the air over the glass, perhaps bogged down in anything.
The music changes when you enter from Williams-Sonoma , place of worship for the aspiring home chef. Warm wooden floors underfoot and devilish Jazz coming out of the speaker. Here are things you people would not even imagine: the pot of copper fondue set for $ 400 U.S. dollars, an iron rotating sheets and towels, very useful and compact with a good size for a tank Russian T-90, the fryers One Thousand and One Nights, the whips brushed steel balls with active mountain snow and even water Ferrarelle and lots more that there 'as you know. A little farther you can see the likeness of sinful "Godiva Chocolatier" with the Korean in the window, a man in suit, plunging the fresh strawberries in the pot of dark chocolate. A bit 'of folklore festival of the country. After all we are in a shopping center and attractions are these, right? Climbing aboard lifts Space 1999 or escalator to get to the second floor, where around a security guard in gray suits gray. Transmitting to the hand and the name on the tag that says Kercu. It is so "you spiezzo in two "but he, the guard Kercu, dragging one leg. It is not known if and 'due to thrombosis, the stroll up and down too, or has anyone tried on him the famous motto of Ivan Drago.

This plan is' sciapino, sciapino. There are horrible Sisley and Benetton. Eileen Fisher with its collection of pastel and crumpled clothes in natural fibers. The inevitable Sephora fitted with expanses of sticky eye shadow, mascara with the handle shaped like a greek-Italic amphora of the second century BC and missed gloss, glitter on a banana peel.

You save for a corner by Borders of the library where he also sells
The Crazy Cat Lady perhaps gattasorniona had already talked about this girl, and "Spiderman: The complete visual guide to the movie trilogy", a book that is a must on the shelves of arachnophobia. A lot of Tokyopop Manga Fruits Basket with and adventures of the Sohma family, Dragon Knights, and other surreal stories with the logical thread of a schizophrenic mind.
This week's expert literary critics of Borders report "I'm Chevy Chase ... and you're not" , Rena Fruchter. A portrait of the famous actor from the human disturbances and experienced during childhood without abuse, violence and abuse. Not only that, there 's also "The department of lost and found" of Allison Winn Scotch . The story of a woman who loses everything and finds herself.
Then you go up again, growing up at the third floor. The landscape becomes more intense since the enormous windows.

Voila! CNN Inside, the shop of the moment. How to sell stuff to us poor gadget in the form of a recessed well. T-shirt, t-shirts, cups, mugs, pens, pens, all with the stencil , Sex & The City , Boondocks, Batman, Superman and then a myriad of screen with the launch of CNN news . Here's all. A bluff. Besides the store of Samsung, or a unique sensory experience. Exposure to high-tech electronic jewelry. An ode to electronics. The lazy man's exaltation, a multiple orgasm for devotees of remote control, and all sorts of videodependence misanthrope screen plasma.
We end the tour with a good dinner at Bouchon Bakery : $ 11.25 for a bowl of lettuce with a slice of onion on top of the cumuletto green and a bit 'of vinegar, of course, tips are not included. The

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much ado about nothing

and crash 'was deadly. Right there, under the elevated subway at the intersection. There 's a lot of confusion. Heavy traffic. An area was cordoned off, perhaps because of roadworks. You do not understand the dynamics. One of them has not seen the red light or thinks they can get the orange light, maybe he was distracted, talking on the phone, who knows ... If
fried Coca-Cola gave you the stomach cramps, leniteli with a laugh, continuing read the story.

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Another treat for dilated stomachs, clogged arteries and minds devastated dall'arteriosclerosi: Coca-Cola fried. How to fry a drink and fry especially without being blown up view of the dangerous chemical composition of the product we are referring to, you should ask the inventor, Mr. Abel Gonzales. If, as alleged in the past, a rusty nail left overnight in a glass of Coca-Cola, is dissolved, let alone what happens at the molecular level when immersed in hot oil. Nevertheless, when the treat was introduced to the national fair of Texas, more or less a year ago, has sold more than 16,000 pieces in the first two weeks and broke the same number of the duodenum. Gonzales had already made headlines and gained a certain reputation with another plate light, light: a sandwich with peanut butter, banana and jelly, breaded and fried. Of course, all macrobiotic stuff to keep the perfect balance between Yin and Yang
The fried Coke is served with a sugary syrup pouring coca cola, cream, brown sugar and cinnamon.

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pm and 6.30 am 'will be a party. The area is' one of those defined as "emerging", that is financially accessible to a few close friends. The surrounding landscape resembles that of Hiroshima after the dropping of the atomic bomb: the ruins of abandoned factories, the wrecks of cars, barbed wire and rubble. Young professionals love to move there in his career, and say that 'a quiet place, high development potential. At the moment the first oasis reached for supply and 'to 7 hours of camel, not considering the Greenwich Mean Time. To get there you use the taxi and the taxi driver leave you $ 20 bucks for your trouble.
- are Hi Nikita. Yes, one of the blog.
- Ah! Beautiful, beautiful indeed.
- Ah! Read it?
- Yes, but I do not know Italian.
- Ah, vabbe '...
The apartment is' cute, very yuppy. A little 'ethnic but also vintage and avant-garde ... ... maybe fusion.
There are a lot of starters around and serve the wine helps the French but real food not even a shadow.
nice people, very nice if you avoid noting how they dress. Accountant Filini, by comparison, was a man of haute couture. A sweet boy
about 185 kg with a polo shirt with stripes, so to mask the overweight wandered with a saucer in his hand when, for reasons still under investigation, the enormous mass of flesh and fat layers staggered dangerously biased towards the of solid walnut and glass coffee table vintage, set up for the occasion with canapés and capers to the tuna sauce and slices of salami with pistachio Braccioni and waving in the air looking for a foothold, aime 'unobtainable, falling into ruin over the appetizers, and then slipping under the upright piano which, in turn, struck the guard, takes his revenge by making it rain on his back the entire collection of family photos from the Renaissance to the present, housed in a hand-carved mahogany frames of the last inlayers roles.
After the terrible crash, a few moments of silence around the disaster site. Eyes still amazed with the bolus in the mouth that monitor the storage defeated on the floor like a beached whale and dying. They get the first exclamations.
-Oh!
-Oh, my God!
Then a barrage of questions.
- all right?
- Are you hurt? Some boys
gym-lift him dusting off a few slices of salami and making it emerge from the rubble of a service of Limoges porcelain. Reo
of this uproar the corner, just the last outpost before the parquet of a carpet made of hemp to natural planetary opposition was going to get stuck on the tip of the hapless protagonist comfortable loafer.

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RED ALERT IN ELEVATOR

For some 'time now, strange occur in the lift gas leaks. Close in on those few cubic meters of polluted air, and 'become an Operator industry and firefighters equipped with a mask and a good supply of oxygen. A nauseating smell invests the victim when it slips between the ports, by inhibiting the action of respiratory enzymes throws in a state of semi-consciousness. An almost gas chamber, with the risk of asphyxiation or at least of intoxication. Very bad thing.
assumptions that have taken shape on the possible cause of this bizarre phenomenon, but most troublesome, will be posted by me below.
1) This is a ruthless consumer of canned beans, able to cause uncontrollable bowel cataclysms with the destructive capacity of the H-bomb, fleeing into a toilet.
2) These a subversive fringe of Al Qaeda who is testing the effects of the last derivative of nerve gas.
3) Or just a great son of the noble woman who likes to aerate the anus with explosions mephitic and make the elevator is inaccessible for the rest of the day or as long as no action is taken appropriate remediation of the contaminated area.

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SAVE THE BANANA


We are meta humor. Not knowing what else to invent in this crazy, crazy world of junk for halogen minds, some people he's' turned out to "protect banana", the wrapper that prevents the eating habit of the fruit-shaped foul, to be in a puree in a backpack, briefcase four hours, spread among the documents for submission to the world of new products to the sales force, in the pocket of the duffel original royal / navy, ensuring thus a dose of potassium daily that would otherwise be lost. The banana bunker, this amazing object and the name of 'available in four attractive colors. For the safety of your fruit, use a condom.

Rpm Thrust Chart Prop

BEAUTIFUL SEASON OF WAITING FOR GREAT ARTISTS


Since here we are still stuck in the ice age, I thought to make me a granita. And I 'almost thought I saw an army of penguins marching forward the goose-step, led by a huge St. Bernard. I do not know, maybe it's just hallucinations, the first signs of hypothermia, it goes without saying that they are moments that leave no room for the great good humor. After the deluge that saw me pass in my apartment on board the ark, a condition which has become necessary since the excess of zeal, with which two months ago and 'was completed Pharaonic action of re-roofing of the entire building, the torrential rain and 'stop and left the air a hood that casts doubt on alternating impenetrable gray of day and night. Under these conditions the spring, between the ambulance and the siren warble only a concerto for horn, sponsored by UPS truck parked in the street, I'm looking out the window, with activity 'in brain stand by while sipping a coffee that smacks of soil and moss. Not that there's anything interesting out there, apart from the traffic jam, but maybe moving images rise up a bit 'of numbness from my exhausted brain cells. Gulp. I observe. A guy is running on the sidewalk a moment ... oops ... did their shoes ... and wearing only a pair of underpants and a T-shirt. Behind him one of China's roaring laughter that follows him with an umbrella in hand.
Good Morning New York!