"intelligence of the dog rules the world" , said Zarathustra, a bit 'less on the man would think.
A new trend is rampant in the crazy world of the Big Apple. After antidepressants and strollers with canopy and a window, there's artificial testicles for dogs neutered silicone but not limited to popular demand, the implants were also implanted cats, horses, bulls, monkeys and an elephant, "trumpets the elephant Flying , around 230,000 operations throughout the country.
After emasculated and reduced to a pile of fur and fat that is limited mostly to dangle from a chair in another agonizing wait for the daily stroll around the block, without asking anything to life, if not old age that comes and then the departure, the master of "human" wants to remedy, at least with regard to the aesthetic, the damage that has provided four-legged friend, giving him a nice pair of "pending new ", all in solid silicone pre-filled the measure that best suits the vanity of the master. Models "ultra-plus" with embossed veins that pulsate to an aesthetic and tactile absolutely satisfactory.
With "Balls" brand new, four-legged pet will feel the testosterone to the stars, cheerfully piss on the velvet couch of macramé and will do the "wire" to poodle downstairs, proudly showing off his newfound manhood.
balls are an invention of artificial Gregg Miller, winner, too, dell'IgNobel 2005 in Medicine, Version 'alternative' university 'at Harvard.
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